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About

Santa with Drink

We know him as Santa Claus.

He is omnipresent, omniscient and jovial.

He’s rumored to have the ability to be in all places at once, knowing who has been naughty and who has been nice. He knows when you’ve been sleeping, and he knows when you’re awake. And one night of the year, he miraculously fits his gargantuan girth down countless chimneys to bestow gifts on all good children, then whisks back up again, having consumed cumulative mountains of goodies and rivers of milk left as offerings for his pleasure.

Santa brings Holiday Cheer to the near west side on December 17th. Santa starts at 6:30p. Facebook Event Link

Santa’s 5 Rules

Rule 1.

Be Jolly.

Santa Claus is friendly, respectful, and cooperative with cops and owners. He doesn’t break any laws. DON’T F@CK IT UP FOR THE
REST OF US.

Rule 2.

Get more SANTAS.

Tweet it. Post it on Facebook. We need all the Santas we can get. Help us out! The more the word gets out – The more Santa-fun we have.

Rule 3.

Holiday apparel is mandatory.

A Santa hat is not enough. Get a Santa suit. Buy a Santa suit. Make a Santa suit. Steal a Santa suit. If you don’t have any money, be creative. We will also accept: Santa’s naughty little helper, misfit toy, elf, Grinch & reindeer. So we’re pretty flexible here.

Rule 4.

Santa doesn’t whine!

Santa dresses for all occasions. It’s December. Smart Santas wear mutliple costume layers. Dress to maximize merriment whether singing Xmas carols in the snow, or swinging from a stripper pole.